The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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