The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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