do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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