normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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