My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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