my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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