I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
