Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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