OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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