Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I will pee on everything he values.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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