But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize