I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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