Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
