I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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