I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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