She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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