Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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