He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Rumble strips road head = magical
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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