i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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