it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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