I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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