this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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