This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Fuck appropriateness.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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