Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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