I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
