Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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