I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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