Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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