he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I AM VODKA MAN
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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