i just google imaged poop.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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