Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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