So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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