TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
