Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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