I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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