I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
