i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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