and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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