Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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