I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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