Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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