You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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