If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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