I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
