So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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