That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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