'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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