isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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