Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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