Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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