and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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