We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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