I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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