She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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