there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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